AGE OF STEELE
BASED AF
There will only be one run for each patch. Get them while you can.
BASED AF
Would buy again ! Love it !
Finally arrived! (To the UK). Quality product front and back. Definitely glad to have bought before sold out. You must extend TF LXIX line of merch!
The fortune teller lady told me if I get this, LeanBeefPatty will notice me.
Dark patch checking in... hey did anyone let Luke B. know the bad news?
This patch will immediately at +10 to all your stats and a +30 to your charisma.
Joyless, sexless, worthless....that was me. Unable to satisfy my wife both physically, mentally and emotionally. Lumbering through a quiet existence with no drive, no dreams. Could not make up my mind if waiting for death, or running full sprint into its cold, dark embrace, with the speed of a .45 ACP bullet to the brain. All hope had been lost. Then I saw that a blacked out Task Force 69 patch was available and thought, "What do I have to lose? Nothing." To be honest, I forgot all about it. Then it arrived in the mail. I didn't think much of it and put it on my chest rig. I thought, "Maybe tomorrow I can go to the range one...last...time." That night I went to bed. Then I had a dream, no! A vision! Mike, Micah and Charlie came to me. They spoke of destiny, of purpose, of...fate. I woke in a cold sweat deep in the night. I looked at my beautiful wife and shook her awake. I stared into her eyes and told her of the infinite love I had for her. I made love to her with the strength of three men and a Charlie. Passionate, loud, vigorous love to her on that balmy September in Texas night. We renewed our vows to each other right then. And my daughter was conceived. I went to the range that morning with renewed sight. I ran drills harder and faster. I shot truer and straighter. I knew that destiny awaited me. And I knew I would be ready for it. Thank you, Onward Research. Thank...you.
A little hard to see in poor lighting obviously for the Dark. Will be getting the others when they are back in stock. This is a must have for any Garand Thumb fan. High quality too.
Sick patch! I've tried to get one forever! Wish I could get a bronze patch but the dark age patch is sick!
This is a simplistic and elegant patch that gets the point across. It is funny, historical, and allows you to join the grandest clan in history. Stay frosty bois and gorls.
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